In this episode, Mike and Kirk almost come to blows over Kirk’s insane theory of serial monogamy.  Mike struggles to balance two girls and can’t figure out if he’s more attracted to Midwest girls or L.A. Girls. The Kilt, Mike’s secret trick for getting girls in bars to fondle his junk on St. Patrick’s day. Kirk discovers Santa Con and sexy Santa girls.

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Also, what’s up with the book and reading fetish?

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And then, of course, the guys take in the outrageous amount of perverted ads on Craigslist like this:Perverted adsYou really have to hear the whole show!

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