A FLY ON THE WALL: What Men Really Say About Women

This episode was kind of all over the place, but here are the important questions the guys tried to answer in their ridiculous guy ways:

Why are guys intimidated by women with serious money? Wait a sec, are guys, in fact, intimidated by powerful women? Second banana anyone?

Mom, are you in the relationship? Do guys really need their girlfriend or wife to mother them… or is that just the girl’s perspective?

Then, the guys really expose their deepest shallow side with a wacky discussion of exactly how sexy little people can be.

Oh yeah, and girls… make sure you check out Kirk’s special tip about the best way to protect yourself at night!

Special thanks to our “Ask A Guy” girls Tina, Debbie, and Shelby.

 

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Girls, take a seat, this is the MUST episode about fashion! What is the sexiest outfit a woman can wear (and no, we don’t just mean lingerie)?

But seriously, do guys really like the slutty look or are they actually attracted to more conservative girls?What outfits really turn guys off in a hurry?What tops do all men hate? Thigh high boots anyone?

Starting from the top with hats, the guys work their way down every stitch of the wardrobe all the way down to the pointy tip of the pumps.

Scarfs anyone? Shoulder-Length gloves?

What’s the secret footwear that is a guaranteed aphrodisiac for every man? Do guys like when a woman dresses up like call girl?  What about a hooker?

You gotta tune in for the whole dope..

Plus, Mike and Kirk drop all kinds of great advice about outfits for pregnant women.

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Kirk is ga-ga over a new album from musician, Eleni Mandell. She’s a torchy, lounge singer who seems to come from some by-gone era. Her lyrics feel country, yet her music ranges from ethereal to bouncy 40’s pop. And she just recorded two new songs in French, so Kirk is doubly happy! Oui, Oui.

This episode is sponsored by “Percy Gloom”

A new graphic novel by Cathy Malkasian.

 

 Episode 010: The Fashion Show - Fetish or Faux Pas? The Guys as Fashion Critics. Wardrobe and Relationships. [30:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Show 9 is packed with craziness. Mike gets hot and bothered trying to explain to Kirk why mud wrestling is about as close to Nirvana as humans can get. Right. Could every relationship benefit from a good romp in the mud? Women in distress!

Kirk takes a little trip on the subway to spend the day at jury duty for the L.A. superior court.

And boy, he comes across some very interesting females who have him raising quite an eyebrow.

Women’s physical flaws: Are certain women’s imperfections actually a turn-on? Do guys care about pedicures on women? Could a zit end a relationship? It’s seems gross, but this is a serious topic for the guys. Well… maybe not that serious. What do men think about pock marks? Moles?

Mike takes absurdity to a new level when he talks about his ultimate deal-breaker in a relationship with a woman. And you have GOT to hear this with your own ears!

This episode of A FLY ON THE WALL is sponsored by the video and dvd transfer service: www.BetaSptoDVD.com

 

 Episode 009: Can women's flaws be a turn-on? Mud Wrestling explained. Quirky women at the L.A. Court house. [30:08m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This episode covers a lot of ground, touching on relationships, sex, body art, sexual harassment, and lots of laughs.

Mike and Kirk traded the “Ask A Guy” segment for a whole show featuring a real live girl guest. Sloan Taylor, just a girl living in the world, joins the boys to single-handedly represent her sisterhood. But actually, it kind of seems like the two single folks ganging up on the poor married guy.

Having recently been dumped on myspace by her boyfriend, she is full of vim on the subject of working with men and their one-track minds.

And Sloan just loves climbing up a tall ladder wearing a short skirt!

Later in the show, Mike asks her the age old question “Does size matter?” Kirk is really surprised by her answer.

And how naive is Kirk that he thinks a stripper and a hooker are the same thing?

Also, how much grooming should guys do? Do hairy chests turn women on… or off? What about back hair?

And finally, do guys appreciate a tattoo on a woman? What about 100 tattoos? Do women appreciate guys with ink? What about when the relationship ends? Piercings and nose rings anyone?

In fact, right after this show was recorded, Sloan went down to get her very first tattoo!

This episode was sponsored by BetaSPtoDVD.com

 

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Mike is shocked to learn the gayest thing Kirk has ever done.

What about two guys on one girl in a threesome?
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Female blogger Chantel Williams writes in with a few choice questions of her own:

What’s with dating single moms? Can there really be a relationship when your date has kids?

Do guys like chicks with curley hair? Is a girl “smarter” if she has straight hair?

When did the guys really feel like a jerk with a woman?

What about talking dirty?

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Kirk takes a back seat to Mike in this show in order to hear all about his trip to Chicago and his history with bachelor parties, strippers and good old monogamy.

Mike just returned from a trip to Chicago with his newest girlfriend, Jenny. It was time to meet the parents and family. Did she return to Los Angeles with a ring on her finger? Is it time to throw him a bachelor party?

And what’s with bachelor parties? What do guys think about them? What does the groom-to-be think about when a stripper is giving him a lap dance. Is he pretending the stripper is his fiance?

Mike reveals exactly what went on behind closed doors in three separate bachelor parties.

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What kind of guys go to strip clubs and what do they have to prove? Is Kirk taking his wife, Pamela to a strip joint? Will Pamela go willingly? Or is Pamela the one who is dragging Kirk kicking and screaming to the nudie bar?

Don’t miss Mike’s wild ride on a segway scooter!

Somebody slap this woman!

 

 Episode 006: Real men don't need strip clubs, bachelor parties. Meet the parents. [30:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Mike’s former girlfriend has a serious problem: Halitosis! But damn she is so cute otherwise. Or is she? It turns out that the horror is actually emanating from her very soul. Can you say relationship killer

Kirk reveals an unbelievable secret about past one-night stands. And his cosmopolitan pen pal girl “friend” from Philadelphia ends up actually questioning his manlihood. Mr. Johnson?

What’s the perfect romantic weekend get-away? Do guys have a single romantic bone in their bodies? Is Mike flying to Paris for a little romance?

In our “Ask A Guy” segment, Kristen wonders… when a relationship starts out, is a girl considered loose if she invites the guy to her house to spend the night, or should she go to his house?

And what’s with bad kissers? Do guys even care about kissing, bad or otherwise?

 

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Kirk finds a huge surprise when he comes home from work. And no, it’s not his wife dressed in a leather catsuit. Should you be concerned about email spying from your partner?

Mike is conflicted over the break-up with a paranoid Texan girl. He lists the reasons for his most recent break-ups.

Kirk reveals every working woman’s dirtiest little secret!

The guys try to decide the answer to an important question… Are California girls really that hot?

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Mike is away on location. Kirk has his wife record a poem. It’s so sexy and passionate that New South Wales is going to melt in the flames of her tango. Somebody spank her fast.

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In this episode, the guys wonder about the point of fake boobs. Mike wants to date two sisters. Hey Mike, how about the Sagal Twins?

In our “Ask A Guy” segment, Tara wants to know if sarcasm has a place in relationships. Plus, how do guys feel after a break up with a woman? Are they over the girl the second it’s done? Or do men actually have some residual feelings about the ex? All this while Kirk is trying to ween from coffee.

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This episode is brought to you by Great Living TV.

 

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